Category «Adventure»

Adventures of one kind or another.

Testicular Emergency

      My testicle hurts. Just one, the right one. Just a little. I decided I’d worn my underwear the wrong way and the pain would just go away, so I ignored it.

Weed Whacking

     Years ago, somebody gave me an electric weed whacker. I’d pull it out every year or so and fool with it, but I never get any productive results.

Three AM. Police

     Generally speaking, I’m not interested in anyone at three AM. Publisher’s Clearing House doesn’t deliver those big checks in the middle of the night. Anybody around at three AM will come back later if you just ignore them.